Cats as Kings

In a world ruled by feline furballs, the meowjesty is the highest authority. These regal rulers demand the finest treats, served on silver platters, of course. Their kingdom is a maze of cat towers, where subjects (read: humans) must worship them with relentless belly rubs and endless feather wands. The royal decree states that all furniture must be covered in fur as a sign of loyalty. Their loyal subjects, the sneezing humans, are mere slaves to their fur-shedding masters. And let’s not forget the famous feline saying, “You may have nine lives, but we have nine thousand naps!” Long live the paw-some kings!


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